you’re gonna carry that pizza
"I’m going to need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put them waaay up inside your butthole, Morty."
a day doesn’t go by where i dont end up romantically frustrated and just want to hold someones hand
that’s really cool, but have you ever played DOOM?
Twelve Marios having Thanksgiving dinner. Talking over each other and generally having a good time.
I present to you A Very Mario Thanksgiving.
lets make a dating sim where you date personified desserts
you can have your cake and fuck it too
im playing this game and its actually sort of like emotional and deep i thought it was going to be funny but i was wrong.
#cake fuckers of the world unite
rememeber cake fucking
there’s also this where you get to be dessert and date other desserts
art thou really feeling it now, mr krabs
settle it with smash